Still, even after all that, as you can probably already guess, I once again finished the day with no numbers. You need to click on the Add Spotify to Your Profile option right under My Top Artists. Scroll down a bit, and you will see the My Top Artists.
Only one person responded by telling me basically to fuck off, which was absolutely fair enough, all things concerned. First, open the Tinder app on your Android or iOS smartphone. It didn't! I got SEVEN matches in a day and had FOUR conversations with what I assume were REAL LIFE women! And it's not hard to see why, with an opener as seductive as "Are you a Belieber?!?!" or as dark, broody, and mysterious as, "Is it too late now to say sorry?" Surely it would stand me in better stead? Surely my love for literally the most inoffensive song in all of human history wouldn't harm my chances? Thankfully, after the borderline inhumanity of Anal Cunt, I got to go back to basics with the wafer-thin sounds of Justin Bieber's "Sorry." After the last song choice, this was like having a cooling balm gently applied to my red-raw Tinder profile by the hands of an angel.
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